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nitpicking: there’s a typo in the sentence that discloses the piece was edited.

nitpicking: there’s a typo in the sentence that discloses the piece was edited.

YEAH BUT HAVE THE FROGS UNIONIZED YET?!!!

the moment that Sen. Cory Booker (D-N.J.) and CNN host Don Lemon ruined 5,000 years of black male history.

devil’s advocate: what 19 year old reads emails from their mother?

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Flail story: In 8th grade, everyone was required to take choir. It was easily the biggest classroom in the school, and the class size was enormous. Which was nice, because i could hide my terrible singing voice by mostly lip-syncing and thinking about The Girl of My Dreams, named Shanna, who was also in the class.

You don't mention "faith" unless you fucked someone you probably shouldn't have fucked.

errybody get your motherfuckin broll on

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This makes more sense than anything i could come up with, thank you for sharing.

How big of an alcoholic do you have to be to die from withdrawl?

Def. trynna see an old man get his balls juggled.

The kids aren't alright!

Yesterday, i got an (unrequested) scouting report on NFL QBs from a rando at the bar, and even though it was a different sport, very much the same language.

No, it wouldn't. It would be, per your analogy, like if Tywin said "those houses kind of suck". WIPED. OFF THE MAP. never to exist again.

well he did straight up MURDER two houses completely off the map, no ancestors. That's the thing people sing about. If Greece and Turkey were just gone tomorrow, you think that might be a big deal?

the pun guy DID NOTHING WRONG.

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