DESTROY HIM MY ROBOTS

zak mccracken and the alien mindbenders or launch yourself into the sun.

bubble bath is the undisputed champ, but "fux with the big dogs" is a worthy contender.

this was all a scripted contingency plan if McNuggets lost, so Dana could justify stripping the title to make sure his golden boy stays at the top.

this is such a good comment

can’t wait to tell my mom “the rest of the world is laughing at us”

By all means, don’t do unfulfilling work, quit that shit for sure. Life’s too short.

i’m amazed by the density of his arm hair.

someBODY once told me...

lmao this guy thinks superintendents actually do shit.

let me stop ya right there, bub.

surely, he’ll shape up and change his ways, and not, you know, fire off a couple of status updates that are 10x worse because [insert slur]’s “got him fired”

surely, he’ll shape up and change his ways, and not, you know, fire off a couple of status updates that are 10x worse because [insert slur]’s “got him fired”

oh, retro-active. I got it now.  Sorry. It’s almost lunchtime.

I’m confused - isn’t it up to an individual what gender/sex they are? How does an infant decide that?

YESSSSSSSS

desperately need a lifehacker about being a stepdad. I'm headed down that path, and struggling. 

straight white male, love lookin’ at rich dude’s junks. for comparison purposes, of course.