cool pivot to video. 30 second ad. did not watch.

If you haven’t, you should read the companion piece, an interview with the author (it’s linked in the original story). i think it really helps color in the details a bit.

call your super. that’s been part of building code for about 60 years.

i don’t mean to make light of a serious issue, but it did make me chuckle a little bit that there’s a typo in the warning. “If you have symptoms, immediately stop playing and report them to your couch”.

i enjoyed your story. a deep dive through imdb, and i think I’ve cracked the case. since you declined to share, i won’t blow up your spot. thanks for sharing, sir/madam.

shoulda been Trina. Da Baddest Bitch.

This is like 500 Days in that it began as something I, a straight white male would roll my eyes at, but has quickly become my favorite feature. (Sorry, Ellie. Barf Bag still rules.)

Random story: at the charity I worked for, the database software we used for solicitation had an EXTENSIVE list for titles. One day, I was bored, and scrolled through it, and I found His Excellency (which turns out to be for Popes). I changed my non-employee account to that, so I have several pieces of mail addressing…

I saw it on Friday, and again on Saturday, and i didn’t realize it until i read this article.

As a lifelong Cleveland fan (birth, parents failing to warn me that we suck), fans of other teams paying tribute to the King is especially delicious. We may only have one championship across 3 sports, and the Browns a perennial dumpster fire, so i’ll take it where i can get it.

I didn’t say “evil”. You did. I’ve never invaded anyone’s privacy. None of my friends have invaded anyone’s privacy. That doesn’t make you good.

Did you miss the part where she said she used to use a call-spoofing service to listen to other people’s voicemails?

sounds like a frood who really knows where his/her towel is.

i was about to flame you for plagiarizing an SBNation piece from 2014, but as i was typing i realized you were the guy who wrote that piece.

COTD

This should be required reading for anyone living on Earth. Full stop.

Didn’t work with the sound either.

Please, correct me if I’m wrong. He did what he was supposed to do, “dance, monkey, dance”, how was that his fault?

Thank you for sharing this. I’ve never broken a law, but I’m guilty of some skeeviness in my past, and I can really relate to some of the things he said, especially the stuff about “I always felt I was an ally, but I did this thing, and can’t deny I fucked up, so what am I now?”.

you and i need to talk about your gigantic diaper problem