As a nearly lifelong Clevelander, you nailed it. Thanks for writing this. Getting a bit dusty in here.

If you’re not in STEM, college majors are bullshit.

I want this to happen so bad.

Damn, you guys get thirsty whenever anyone does what you do.

what you did there, I’m seein’ it.

#humblebrag

This is good Kinja.

What’s with the .1 after a number on all the articles. Did you fuck up your Format Cells?

It look to me like he lost his balance for a second and almost fell.

He does commercials in the Cleveland area for a hangover prevention product. The tagline is “make the best call, at last call”. Which obviously isn’t a cab.

How do your own farts smell?

Snappy answers to stupid questions

Are we just ignoring the fact that this article reads like it was written by someone with a profound head injury?

Fingerfuckin’ by the handball courts

Welcome to sarcasmtown, population: you, bro.

I know kung-fu, chow mein, and i’ve seen Hulkamania three times, once in slo-mo.

My degree is from OSU, only because they gave me the biggest scholarship, and I’ve made a life for myself with it, so I’m grateful.

This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever read. My bad.

College student with a 2016 Escalade.

Now I know that anchor dicks are a thing. I straight-love you.