As a nearly lifelong Clevelander, you nailed it. Thanks for writing this. Getting a bit dusty in here.

If you’re not in STEM, college majors are bullshit.

I want this to happen so bad.

Damn, you guys get thirsty whenever anyone does what you do.

All my love for this.

what you did there, I’m seein’ it.

#humblebrag

This is good Kinja.

What’s with the .1 after a number on all the articles. Did you fuck up your Format Cells?

Sure love the smell of your own farts, dontcha?

JJ’s not a known creep? The lens flare...are we gonna split hairs here?!

Am i a terrible person that everytime i read about an adult male director/producer who takes a young actress under his wing, i immediately think sex? It’s horribly reductive, but that’s where my head goes. I still think there’s a Ringwald/Hughes story that would bake everyone’s noodle.

It look to me like he lost his balance for a second and almost fell.

He does commercials in the Cleveland area for a hangover prevention product. The tagline is “make the best call, at last call”. Which obviously isn’t a cab.

How do your own farts smell?

Snappy answers to stupid questions

Are we just ignoring the fact that this article reads like it was written by someone with a profound head injury?

Fingerfuckin’ by the handball courts

Welcome to sarcasmtown, population: you, bro.

I know kung-fu, chow mein, and i’ve seen Hulkamania three times, once in slo-mo.