I would ask if MSU is capable of hiring anyone that isn’t a complete and total sack of shit, but the answer is no, they cannot.

“In some ways, they have been able to deal with this better than the ones who’ve been in the spotlight who are still enjoying that moment at times, you know, the awards and recognition.”

Go fuck yourself in your garbage face, you stupid motherfucker.

Thank you, I was wondering if I wasn’t seeing something obvious. Defender clearly had his feet set and the offensive player just jumped into him.

Define flopping Chris, because our definitions must be different.

Not sure whether or not it’s cool to wear a vest with no tie (I think not) but brown shoes with a gray suit is a war crime.

Anybody want to guess that the reason he’s de-escalating things in Afghanistan and Syria is to escalate somewhere else? Word on the street is Ukraine may be a hotbed of activity (more so than it already is). Know someone whose friend was sent orders to go to Poland.

Second responders never get any recognition. They still responded dammit!

I feel sorry for the kid from Boise State who was planning on asking his sweetheart to marry him after the game. All that planning. All for naught!

I’ll always remember exactly where I was when I learned of the tragic cancellation of the First Responder Bowl, which was this article, which was also the place where I first learned of the tragic existence of the First Responder Bowl.

My daughter had a soccer game on Memorial Day weekend this year. And the league passed out stickers to all veterans and active military. My dad asked if first responders counted and then took a sticker for himself. My dad is a 66-year old engineer that weighs 400 pounds. When I asked him why he considered himself a…

Paying fans should stay the fuck out of the game.  No one’s there to see them.  They’re not there to “participate.”

If you remember the name of a curler, you are by definition a huge curling fan.

The fan ejected a poo into his pants

Goddamn it!!! When is this witch hunt going to stop finding all these witches?

I’m not even sure there is such a thing as a “weird fixation” on musicals.

McCarthy, like Rodgers, is an alpha male.

It took me longer than I’m willing to admit to realize that “Manalied” wasn’t a real word and was a Manafort reference. Manamianidiot.

I think the issue was that the heavy black coat and jacket didn’t look like a girl who struggles.

I found a close-up of the coat

Wait, I’m confused. Is this a rule instituted by the NCAA about what eligible players are allowed to wear on the sidelines, or is this a tinpot-dictator coffee-is-for-closers kind of thing?