I’ve been waiting for a good old internet battle over whether carrots are good for your eyes.  This cannot be the last word...

it’s funny you bring this up, because I happened to just remember that Coolio existed the other day. Thought to myself “holy shit, remember coolio?” 

God made Puppy Bowl for a reason.

I almost did a spit take at that as well.

Holy shit I love this post. Peach ? you are my everything. Don’t ever change. 

They’d call the show “Up Yours, People” to fit today’s social climate, though.

It’s a pity that the Republicans have come down so hard on migrant workers. I hear they’re the go-to labor pool to utilize when you have a task that real Americans don’t want to do.

I’m guessing that “controversial” here means “vagina-having”.

Still more entertaining than “Drops of Jupiter”

Over the history of the Internet, [chubby white dudes from rural Texas with carefully manicured goatees] have had limited success in not regularly shoving their feet in their mouths and up their own asses.

Suddenly we’re defined by our actions.

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

We’re only three years away from an austere, silent 35-minute salute to the flag at halftime, where anyone who has the gall to blink gets buried up to their neck in an anthill.

A dirt nap for both of them would be to the benefit of mankind in perpetuity throughout the universe.

The idea of your whole post is negated by the first four words. 

2017: The year of the #MeToo movement. The silence breakers are the people of the year. Sexual abuse of women in America will no longer be ignored or marginalized. Time’s up!!!!!

He never should have taken the game away.  Umpires don’t decide championships.  It’s that simple. 

“It might be a comment in a room of people related to officiating, but not from people that work the tour”

but attributing it solely to racism is reductive.

This is your third comment on here so this is not really an assumption anymore but:

You don’t see any double-standard between how men are traditionally treated for ‘outbursts’ as compared with Serena?