I may not totally understand how this all works, but I believe if they fire her now, they just have to replace her with Herm Edwards.

I don’t blame him. Nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’. You gotta have somethin’ if you want to be with Kansas.

His plan is to increase the cost of Marlins Man’s season ticket package by $7,000,000 annually, and pray he’s too busy attending games at other team’s stadiums to notice.

“So Mr. Jeter, with our standard ticket price, multiplied by an expected season ticket holder base of ... let me see ... zero ... we can expect season ticket revenues of ... sorry, just let me grab my calculator ... zero dollars.”

I am shocked that a person trying to be the Don Cherry of baseball is capable of such behaviour.

“I’m sorry that because I believe my teammates are sluts that were asking for it and shared this belief, one or more of my sponsors is considering dropping me unless I deliver an apology that makes me seem like a compassionate human. Here it is. Sluts.”

Man Who Benefitted From His Dad in Twitter Beef With Man Who Benefitted From His Son, reported on by Man Who Benefitted From His Dad.

He’d have to get some real concessions from Erdoğan. We must maintain our strength against these bad birds.

Can we just move on from this and get to more pressing matters? Such as, what will Trump do if the family members of the turkey he pardons this week don’t pay him enough respect afterwards?

Old white man tells black people to shut up, story every day at 11

Jesus.

Toby Keith’s gonna be pissed when he realizes he didn’t think of this idea

Well, Subtitletown, anyway.

He’s such a hypocrite. I heard before they became so successful Jaworski tried to sell his shares back, but Milhouse had already traded them for some Alf pogs.