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That’s actually one of my regulars. Not that I patronize frequently anymore. Now if they get rid of the Cheesy Gordita Crunch, I may never have a reason to go back.

YOU GOT IT!

That’s completely fair and accurate. I saw “switchblade” somewhere and just went with it. I’m lazy. It’s Monday. Take your pick of excuses.

That’s why I don’t own one. I don’t trust myself with one of those lol.

>> Puking up half-digested sushi should be an art form.

This comes off as a bunch of old men squabbling over the fact that one of them is remembered while the others were forgotten.

They way he flips it open reminds me more of a butterfly knife.

THERE. ARE. FOUR. BLADES!

I am partial to Rainbow Roles, myself.

I wondered where “being hit by a bus” or a creative variation thereof would figure. I am disappoint.

So in the post-original trilogy books (which aren’t canon now, apparently?) didn’t Emperor Palpatine clone himself and want to take over the body of Luke Jr. or Han Jr. or some junk? It’s firmly in canon that Palpatine’s master Darth Plagueis was apparently looking to unlock the secret of immortality, and you’ve got

I mean...of anyone in the MLB, Verlander especially has the right to be super protective over who has access to his cell phone information.

Nothing defeats the windmill!

I’m seeing double! A four-bladed lightsaber!

I remember once Chris Rock was hosting and he introduced a performance by Good Charlotte. He just said, “Good Charlotte? More like mediocre Green Day,” and then the curtain opened on Good Charlotte. What an incredible burn, and an oddly accurate statement, but something that nobody at MTV would have pre-approved.

I’ve seen someone on Twitter say that those are Imperial Star Destroyers, not first order.

Dolphins and whales are probably already there, but they live in an alien environment, they wouldn’t develop the same type of intelligence that we did, they’re not tool users, they’d have an entirely different outlook on everything. Hell, octopuses are undoubtedly incredibly intelligent problem solvers, they just have

I think raccoons are next.

How MTV sucked the life out of the VMAs? I think it happened right about the same time they stopped playing music videos.