not garfield, but this reminded me of the greatest comic spoof online - slightly off color family circus:

Timeless classics!

Especially when you learn that Nermal had her passport taken away immediately and had to build a golf course there.

Most iconic line from his most iconic role.

These interviews get more and more incoherent by the day. I don’t envy anyone who does the transcripts of these messes, half the time he’s just spouting gibberish.

Just so I am clear: They reduced the daily briefings to nothing because the president prefers to “communicate directly” to the public via his Twatter account, but we are not supposed to comment on his Twats.  Good to know. 

Well, when he explains it like that...how can you not agree that he needs intensive psychiatric care?

Umm... S. Mario and S. Luigi? C’mon. We are all nerdy enough to know that it should be M. Mario and L. Mario, right?

Since we’re posting Mario mugshots, this one will always be my personal favorite.

Lotta shit come from space these days

While their wives have moved onto CUVs, the dads will defend these minivans to the moon. “All of the usefulness of a pickup, but with the costs of a car!”

This is the most infuriating thing. The man isn’t stupid, he’s had his hands in creating some impressive stuff. But then he turns around and does the dumbest crap like this.

son: this tesla car is great dad

Honestly, I think people are panicking.

“For want of a fishhook a fresh fish was lost ...”

.” It was like if all the action of Richard III culminated in Richard leaving the battlefield, eating some fish that didn’t agree with him, and dying in the night.”