Okay Google, how much is otter semen worth?

I know I’m getting old because I thought the Otter’s masturbation habits shouldn’t be mentioned in the piece about his death.

Kids and their memes.

Let’s all rub one out—or pour one out, whatever—for Eddie.

just go up and tell him he’s got nice legs, since it’s such an innocuous compliment.

more like ottofellating.

My dog has been hearing the door bell for almost 10 years.  He still looses his shit.

1. Soccer

The more praise for Drew I see in these columns, the more I worry. 

Can we get an official update on Drew? You don’t have to get into specifics or anything, just a simple “he is doing better should be back soon” would be nice.

What exactly are the Seahawks?

Lukewarm take: the entire league is ass this year.

Don Jr “thinking”

Trump Tower Moscow

Can’t believe Megan and Shia laBoofed.

Thanks, I already understand how capitalism works. I’m just saying there’s a middle ground between “doing something for the heck of it and nobody can put food on their table” and “turning every single element of your business into a cog that churns out profit at the expense of used up employees and shitty experiences…

Dont forget about the sponsorship money they get.  In 2k you have Sprite, Gatorade and everyone else in the game.  They paid t2 to be there.  That was suppose to help keep costs down.. well that's what people thought lol.

R* has to have made their money back on RDR2 already. It is too big of a blockbuster for that.

Yeah, unfortunately companies keep trying, so there must be enough folks out there throwing money at them. And people like to justify getting taken for fools.

Not to mention pretty much every single mission has a final segment that involves either delivering or protecting something, where other players are encouraged to come and foil your mission. They basically turned all the missions into APB missions. Thats really gonna fuel the “i need to spend real money to get one up…