I cannot tell you how many times I’ve crashed my horse because I fell asleep playing RDR2.

It’s not that RDR2 is a boring game. It’s a slow one, sure. But I am old. And that is my only excuse now.

Al Swearengen is one of my all time favorite cocksuckers. 

When she mentioned, “I guess because she had an affair.” that is when I thought of Tony Soprano. People loved Tony and he was not only a murderer, but also a cheater, often a selfish narcissist. I’m not trying to get anyone to hate Tony, but I think she’s right that characters like Tony Soprano and Don Draper are…

“He asked me if I liked the announcers, and I said I don’t really pay close attention to them. He got a good chuckle out of that.”

God this night is simultaneously encouraging as fuck (Kobach! Brat!) and depressing as fuck (DeSantis! Cruz!).

This seems like a terrible sign for 2020. Sure there are paths to 270 that don’t seem include Florida, but it’s a harder climb without it on the board.  A Trump worshiping racist mouth breather winning certainly makes it seem like they’re primed to go red again in the next election.

You know what? We worked our fucking asses off to get here. I’m tired of hearing that Texas doesn’t care, or that we’re a write-off red state.  We did something incredible. We’re still doing it now. 

Unlike two years ago, I’m not freaking out (thank you, xanax!) In fact, I’m giggling at this...

My friend’s water broke this morning but she stopped to vote on the way to the hospital. Her daughter is going to be fierce as fuck!

KCMO! We’ve got three separate ballot initiatives for medical marijuana (only one is good #yeson2), an effort to raise the minimum wage, and the absolute necessity of keeping Claire McCaskill in office. No early voting and a voter-id law means my polling place was packed with mostly 20-50 yo’s and it took about an…

I’mma need a strong fucking drink tonight.

Nor should they expect it. I agree it’s a bad idea and not what i want. What will i do with this turn of events? Not play it and maybe check out Path of Exile. This Gamers Rise Up bullshit is just embarrassing. They don’t care how angry you rage on reddit. They care if they don’t make money on it. No amount of reddit…

And yet everyone will play it and it will make Blizzard billions. 

Oh, lighten up. Boston sports sucked for decades. Let us have a few good years. You know it will all turn around soon enough, and we’ll be shit for another 50 years.

Even squirrels know how to properly eat a burrito.

It could happen!

I have come to love Jim Carrey. I think he speaks out against Trump WAY more than most of Hollywood (and I think his art isn’t bad). I also am really into the show ‘Kidding’. It’s a nice little show that speaks to the truths of the human experience and has some positive lessons. I like that he is reminding people in…

Meanwhile, fucking Kanye is capitalizing on this with shirts advertising “Blexit”–“Black Exit” from the Democratic party–starting at $25.

“We in America are misinformed,” he said. “Reality shows have warped our idea of what a hero is, or what the truth is.”