JFC, Stephen King could screw up an adaptation of pac-man.

It gets really funny when you ask them what part they believe to be Communist.

My condolences, you name isn’t Holden Ford is it?

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I have seen more spiders in the last month and I live in an apartment. Most of my spiders are just wandering males so I take pity on them; let them get eaten by the much bigger females.

Again, it’s just her calculation that we can rid ourselves of Trump despite the fact the Hillary Clinton got 2.8or9 million more votes.

She is our modern-day Countess. Meanwhile A-rod is getting those “younguns’ blood-treatment.”

You’re probably correct it’s just that you’ve got abject cowardice on the one hand and loserdom on the other.

Now it’s the centipedes hunting the spiders.

Will Ferrell will play Alex Trebek in his serious turn.

Nope, it’s fun to think but that’s bullshit.

I agree but she has to preside over a bunch of and that is not easy yet she has managed it. I wouldn’t go so far as to say she doesn’t want it and I don’t agree that she shouldn’t pursue it but she’s in quite a bind and has more than her own reputation to look out for.

Joe Biden doesn’t know what day it is, much less what year.

Hello Bishop, do you need anything else?

What’s that?!

Yes, I will buy and own a tesla in a city that has speed bumps every goddamn quarter mile within two miles of every school.

Oh and just as an addendum apparently the Japanese are lined up to take on our white elephant. I mean it’s not like we export F-22s, right? right?!

Whenever I hear your name it’s always (holy shit I rolled a natural 20 on spelling!) boddicker!

My mother used to see them in her garden. The last one was like ten years ago. They’re all gone now.

The poor thing!