You are not dealing with rational people. They don’t care. It’s that old canard about “The Soviets” and that they only understand force. That’s it.

I keep trying to convince my parents that they should get a cat. My mother is like “oh a cat would claw the furniture!”

The greatest description I’ve ever heard of Kevin Costner is that he’s a strong actor with a weak voice. It’s most apparent in Thirteen Days.

He was saying Boo-urns!

I could eat peanut butter for the rest of my life!

I was watching some show on TV about the WWI Christmas Truce and (because there was like half a foot of snow on the ground the city shut-the-fuck-down) so it was two warmed tortillas and a smidgen of butter.

“Ooh, I’m a farmer that voted for King Trump and now I can’t put food on the table.”

Good Lord, how many cats are you sitting?

I had a panic attack in the shower and that was not fun and I’ve also experienced sleep paralysis which is terrifying. Neither have ever occurred again which is cold comfort but..

I cannot for the life of me remember where it was but there was some incident with an eagle that snatched a dog at a gas station. Her obvious distress is underlined by the unremitting joy of her husband behind her int he interview.

Yes, yes just make sure that “Sir David Attenborough” isn’t trending on Twitter because fucking hell.

Oh dahlin dahlin, you better develop a thick skin and quickly!

What do you do for dry skin? My mother’s like “use noxzema.” and I’m like okay? maybe?

Just seeing Megan Rapinoe’s joy for her teammates makes my day!

As horrific as Trump is he STILL hasn’t started a bullshit war. It’s not much but it’s something. Hopefully I can finish watching season two of Westworld before you kids get drafted.

I don’t know what that means but the excellent gif usage has convinced me that it is negative.

Anybody remember that scene from —

Good Christ, was he always that goofy? I guess he is/was the perfect fit for Less-Good-Deadwood-but-with-Robots.

If you live in Seattle and aren’t making a few hundred grand a year you are in trouble.

It appears that the F50 are issued to assholes. Give me one! I won’t mistreat it, the roads will do that! I won’t crash it! somebody else will come careening through a stop sigh and do that as well!