You knopw her father is (was) John McCain?

Meanwhile Total War Three Kingdoms is driving me nuts as that bastard Yuan Shao keeps vassalising everybody I’m about to conquer!

If it doesn’t include a twenty-inch screen so I can set my a/c to music then I’ll have to pass.

One could make the argument (and somebody probably did) that doing away with pork was not the best idea. Now trying to rid ourselves of pork merchants may not be the best idea.

“congratulations on being born white.”

Oh lord, you guys should do that old Hero Quest boardgame.

I was gonna post that old PPP commercial I remember but, having done a quick google search I am just going to go this -> way away.

I had some drunken conversation with my father about olives and pimentos. The madman will open up a friggin can of olives and eat the whole damn thing.

Yeah if you like tomatoes then start buying them up.

Booo!

Yeah, that’s the face I want to see when impeachment proceedings begin.

“keyboard, how quaint!”

Nonsense! Scoop those bastards up and send them back to the 24th and a half century!

The problem with sleeping naked is that eventually you’re gonna have to find your clothes.

Being one year younger saved me from jail.

She’s easing her way out of the dead-ender Berniebros because there is no political future for her in an exclusive district of white male privelege. Comrade!

It’s about abortion.

Seriously, I had to ride to socal with my uncle and the asshat is like “choose something” Um ok, your cds are way way way way the fuck out of date but I’ll choose Pearl Jam.

Man, it has to be hot in those uniforms.

The best thing about Congresswoman Cortez (besides that she’s young, talented, an effing ex-bartender.) is that she hits back.