Seriously, I had to ride to socal with my uncle and the asshat is like “choose something” Um ok, your cds are way way way way the fuck out of date but I’ll choose Pearl Jam.

In Brazil there two erections - spider bites and motorcycle encounters.

Man, it has to be hot in those uniforms.

The best thing about Congresswoman Cortez (besides that she’s young, talented, an effing ex-bartender.) is that she hits back.

It’s good because if you were to wind up somewhere with them you would probably have the time of your life!

I don’t watch it (yet) but acceptance is good! Especially in the face of this insane putsch for homogeneity.

What to do with an “MBA.”

Only the haute-couture use wingdings these days.

Well they’re all clowns at the end of the day.

Better is some historian shitbag going after a young girl because she says “like” more than once in an interview.

Beautiful artwork!

Yay!

Congrats kids!

The insane attention to just being petty.

The problem is that, no matter how you try and frame it, it still comes off as creepy.

Half the fun of Uno was doubling the draw two/wild/draw four cards.

She’s doing what she can do within the framework/beuarcrac seriously how did they not the throw that at the kids and not one misspell it?!

John Romero: DooM

I can remember the first time I saw Survivor. It was in Canada. The television was on and emitting electrodes or roentgens or whatever is fanciful these days.

If none of you have heard of Steven Attewell...well then it’s just a mix of envy and pity as you can say goodbye to the next six months of your life if you enjoy reading about it.