Nothing like naming your kid after an outdated Dodge model!

The problem with these wannabe natsees is that they’re just chumps and can’t even murder children properly.

Hot — Summer Glau isn’t just in her own universe as she finally puts that ass out of his own misery.

add ninja and turtles and you’ve got a sale!

Before we eat you we will make sure your rotary electric Firewatch box is last into the fire.

I don’t know who you are but you could (and should) go on to make millions with that name!

As long as somebody surprises somebody else in a closet and then shoots them dead.

The look on the right side of her face was just tragic.

Terrible!

“New Space Coast Guard Cutter to be Built In Space”

I am surprised that it took this long.

Johnny Depp is accusing her of abuse, right?

There exists an intangible thing that just — ok yes he stonewalled her but she had the last laugh and now you hear about some person that should be working to (lower your rent) do things.

What about those of us that never played it and just hate that Seferoff-in-fire thing?

After the recent debacle with the NHL, baseball should go back to just home runs instead of did-his-foot-touch-the-bag style garbage.

“Just imagine waking up at three in the morning and that thing looking you in the face and saying ‘you’re family’s dead.’”

It’s how we raise funds for the military.

Oh please.

You do not want to know what qualifies as “decent assault.”

Ghostbusters ruined William Atherton as a man.