You must not be a fan of someplace that rains nine months out of the year.

He’s praying for the sweet release of death and fans asking him about Avatar.

Yeah I remember ole Bill from sixth grade. Then he got bitten by a zombie and attacked somebody over a pint of something.

Wasn’t Nermal Lyman’s cat?

And people still wonder why the Romans drew dicks everywhere and on everything.

“Obsessed?” Oh please, try being here when the Mariners win more than one game in a row...Christ.

Dark (Knight) mode makes it hard to star you.

Ep2 of Chernobyl! That sound of the geiger counter/dosimeter burying the needle is horrifying!

He hasn’t got shit.

You bet your ass I’m a mad queen!

It will be rich when they are reduced to eating it.

“Ya know I like Elizabeth Warren! I just don’t want to vote for THIS Elizabeth Warren.”

JANE’s USAF, ah good times!

I mean I’ve still got a manual for F/A-18 Hornet which was a game that came out like twenty years ago. This thing has plastic ring binding.

My mother has a mint 1954 Corvette Hubley Kiddie.

You really are making it difficult for the Onion.

You can just picture here talking to them -> slowly sighing, putting her glasses down; here it comes.

Good God, if the joke about the writers of this season weren’t done to death I’d be likely to say something, like, about how the writers of this season are over egging the pudding.

‘tis better to give than receive but in this case there are likely to be some tongue twisters.

If theres a scratch in the car theres a scratch in your ass!