“Thanks a lot Sarge.”

I’ll just be here watching “The Russian Revolution” for the umpteenth time..

Seriously, plushie destroyer!

This right here ->

both sides. -NYT

You’re an April baby just like me. That kid at the store joked that my birthday was one day after his. I told him he was probably responsible for World War II.

Look let’s just leave it at judicial robes and let things be let..

Yes yes, it’s a real hardship to find out that both Sanders AND Biden are (allegedly) creeps.

Goddamn you Kinja and your bullshit format—*grumble*

It is amusing that nobody, including myself has ever heard of Dark Souls 2.

I will 1-up as I walked into my building and saw, there in the free box, a sealed copy of Mass Effect 3.

An associate related to me, back in the oughts, that there was basically no acid in north america and had not been for some time.

Pot and Vodka? I mean whiskey really put me off so it’s more about efficiency these days.

The future is that you are walking.

You’re dealing with Heather. I’m the least of your worries.

Yeah it was 4. I haven’t logged in to MGS5 in a year...oh god..

Not like tossing monopoly money onto the field. I was at that game. You could buy a bread-weiner and a warm bottle of liquid for under ten dollars!

Screw lego I want a plushie destroyer!!

Kill me now.

Dear Heather you’re just way too kind and decent for this sorta thing because nothing makes a person feel bigger than just shoving their razor sharp edge into somebody else’s gob!