I apologize, Kinja has decided to soil the bed today.

Alan Dean Foster has been a part of some people and their lives. He may have been a positive force but hoocoodanode!

Remember she’s like 29, she’s a kid and she hits back and knows social media. No wonder the right is obsessed/terrified of her.

Ah come on Mike, a big brutal burly bearded bastard such as yourself should be overjoyed that you can finally play do whatever it was you said!

I’d hate to see how well she does bowling in that get-up! That thing’ll slice ya right in two!

TBF — which I hate, that’s their only lifeline/phoneafriend/isanelephantbiggerthanthemoon. Manchin’s role is *checks notes* voting in favor of the ACA and thus rendering that ridiculous person that nearly had an orgasm on camera until it was clear that John Roberts also voted in favor to temporarily buy time until…

Ahh that’s not fair, she understands you speak calmly and rationally until they short me//her!! on my fries and then it’s on!

I can remember from sophomore year, you could always tell the kids that read from those the did not when they had to read aloud.

She doesn’t need to yell (although it helps) My aunt, your stereotypical “ooh that David Brooks person has the right idea” knows who she is and likes her...which is awesome!!

Goodwill/Value Village are such good sources for books! The “Donnie Brasco” bio is a good book but the movie is more fun.

My kindergaten teacher was amused that I had memorized a book and won the stuffed honeybee for the day!

The morning paper is also an effective laxative these days...

I can remember having to read “Wolf by the ears” and “Thousand pieces of gold” which I kind of enjoyed but that was back when I was also reading the novelization of fucking “Alien 3.”

I’d like to say that having parents read to their kids is a big part. I can remember my parents reading various golden books to me as a kid. My father would joke about me insisting he do the voices, that kind of thing.

I mean we’re all friends here and the Federalist denouncing you is something every decent person should wear as a badge of honor.

When you’re Just Asking Questions all over the place it’s natural that your spouse might get suspicious!

And Alanis Morissette is preggers at 44.

Well it’s not like the sand isn’t going to get in there.

I love you Jason!

Remember — T2 made it clear that being shot is an honorable death. Betsy Devos and those other criminal elements should hang as is tradition with thieves when their time comes.