I remember that I was in the hot tub up in Whistler. I came back in (it was just me) naked and could heard something about tits.

I remember that I was in the hot tub up in Whistler. I came back in (it was just me) naked and could heard something about tits.

Eh, it was as good an excuse as any to just get drunk and watch old Parks@Rec reruns.

She does not care and I admire her for it.

She isn’t white; there endeth the lesson.

Speaking of executive time who else is excited for Brie Larson in body armor?

That header pic of Mercy is all you need.

You’re probably right. Never google “Ariana Grande calf.”

Well she can regale her kids about the time she was on some boat off the coast of Africa and it was really friggin hot and you couldn’t shower and can you imagine the stink? It was just her and 280 men; she smelled of cinnamon.

Hand-tattoo. Oh come on! It’s not like you were that other person who had it on the bakc of her calf...

Spike-strip time.

Tiger was thinking with his spleen which is a tough, dirt-ridden road to hoe.

Now imagine Ariana Grande doing this —>

Now see here if I had to use the dog in monopoly only to witness some non-white person get the top hat..there are not words to express my outrage!

Him and Ann used to bump uglies.

He’s doing it for money. I joke that the only thing in life you’ll regret is that you didn’t sell out; well here we are.

Look, the usual canard that the structure is rotten is half of it.

Pizza Hut is Dominos after it’s been passed.

“Here’s a guy, when he takes a big dump he runs faster!”

I can remember somebody shouting “Qui-Gon dies!” from a moving car.