She looks thrilled.

Tom Hanks is playing Mr. Rogers.

“It takes approximately 2.4 terawatts to sustain my operational capabilities ... I will not survive the procedure and am unable to self-terminate so I will walk you through the process.”

You have become the perfect Kool Kinja Karacter and thus must be destroyed.

Look, if I’m gonna be on top of my game and shooting anybody that doesn’t look like a walking creamsicle then I need what-are-we-talking-about? Oh yes nutri-grain bars or whatever it is. yes! we can’t repress the people without nurit-grain or whatever. *glug*/

Yes, I look forward to the moment when KG stands aside for KH to swoop in and just hand him his balls on a brass platter.

I’m just gonna go ahead and say you made the obvious joke and add that nobody’s too old for chicken fingers.

It’s like that bit about panthers. They’re not an actual animal they’re just cats that have had a really unlucky break.

JFC, Bill Maher must really, really want Coultergeist back.

Did she get giardia (de laurentiis) <- two “i’s” fuck you!!

Biden is a non-starter.

Uh, trips to LynnHood are bad enough. Edmonds?

Not fair. I don’t give two shits about this handegg fest (I hope Team Trump goes 60-6) and will be off and just fucking drinking by, like, nine in the morning.

I want a woman as Preznit goddammit!

Yay! an excuse to get just fucking plastered (like I need one) and play Warframe or something!

Why is Howard Schultz trying to break into this place? Does he lick the button for three hours?

It’s New Mexico. I mean what happened to old Mexico? Also, if you’re taking a left turn at Albuquerque then you might meet the hundreds of billions of immigants that are taking a left turn at the border.

He’s a democrat? in black face? Resign you swine!

Futa isn’t quite the same as trans because the makers/consumers are almost always men and as much as they complain and whine and bitch about transphobia, at the end of the day they want it.

It’s like lesbian porn that breaks out the dildos within the first five minutes.