Why is Howard Schultz trying to break into this place? Does he lick the button for three hours?

It’s New Mexico. I mean what happened to old Mexico? Also, if you’re taking a left turn at Albuquerque then you might meet the hundreds of billions of immigants that are taking a left turn at the border.

He’s a democrat? in black face? Resign you swine!

It also gave us the incredible scene about the Indianapolis —

I can still remember my friend and former roommate expounding on the new receiver/speakers we bought (that I still have as he burns in hell/god rest his soul) with “Dude, you can fucking hear Neo put his sunglasses down...did you hear that *click?*” followed by the lobby scene with the volume set at -10.

Futa isn’t quite the same as trans because the makers/consumers are almost always men and as much as they complain and whine and bitch about transphobia, at the end of the day they want it.

It’s like lesbian porn that breaks out the dildos within the first five minutes.

Very nice. My simple interpretation would be that the massive amount of cocks involved really shows that, deep down (heh), most of the transphobic types are well-ya-know secretly into that sort of thing.

something something Solomon something.

Somebody said that AOC was 9/11 for billionaires.

Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune!

Judge Harris is going to take to the streets and clean up this burg! Just as much leeway as the city council will give her!

Judge Harris will get the job done!

Your severance package is a sixteen dollar shot of something that’s just gonna piss you off even more!

Cory Booker isn’t going to do shit. At best it’ll be some kind of middle ground between tumbrils and Kamala Harris playing Judge Dredd.

But the stupidest man on the internets said it was the march for life!

Don’t talk about the First Lady like that!

The cynicism has gotten to me.

Can I bring a nice, fluffy pillow?

Them’s a lotta words to arrive at ‘chicken legs.’