Speaking of furiously bastermating mammals, when does Drew get his fingers back?

Look, you’ve got that Arlo&Janis bit which is pretty good but most of us didn’t grow up in the space age and well that’s sad because you’re all gonna do six months in the iso-cubes.

The joke was that they’d sponsor a cleanup of said pond but they wouldn’t do it and then you buy a toyota.

Pity the Scots.

So, thanks to the Kinja *thing* are the Obama dogs going to bleed over into the masturbating otters?

If this Otter masturbates well then all Otters masturbate!

dicks out for (random capitalization) was certainly compelling but. . . oh god.

It is a measure of just how low/far we are as a society when Kinja just shits the bed and you can’t respond to anybody.

Fuck Mattis. He was part of that Theranos thing which boils down to idiot or villian. Now he’s resigning because he can’t convince valencia versailles that it might be bad to give Putin what he wants and hang the Kurds out to die?

Better headline — “Kinja Malfunctions Mar Masturbating otter requiem!”

You guys are just gonna milk this thing for all it’s worth, huh?

*boo* maybe you otter leave!

That’s like David Brooks (an egomaniac) teaching a course on humility.

Reminds of my sophomore class explaining to the teacher why Marilyn Manson (or somebody) got a lower rib removed or something; if he could dunk then I’d be a lot more forgiving.

5. Getting hit by a bus

Scott Pilgrim is goddamn awesome

Wait ‘til he finds out she has a crystal skull..

A friend and myself got “lucky” and won two tickets to the seahawks first super bowl. I should have known what was going to happen when they took the field to the strains of “Bitter Sweet Symphony.”

You always were one for fancy words!