You were closer on the second than the first. It was calm, cool, and collective.

I believe the word you're looking for is "collective".

The blue collar stuff was fairly unpleasant, but that was the only time I thought that. But it's also very early to judge a season. We're not even 1/4th of the way through.

Oh good, I'm not the only one that noticed the massive scrote on that monkey.

Did you not?

I said before the season even started that I loved Jenn but didn't see any way she'd be the winner. Because you're right, her sense of humor won't sell with everyone. She's roughly equivalent to Tyson in Tocantins, although she seems to have a better grasp of how the game works.

Yes, Jenn is an asshole. An amazing, wonderful asshole. Hali is ok, I guess. But Jenn is magical.

I would bet large sums of money that you just summarized 90% of Joaquin's stories.

Well we're getting two episodes next week, but I imagine one of them will involve the tribes being swapped/condensed. If it's the first episode, I don't know that Shirin would be a target. If it's the second (and white collar loses in the first), then Shirin could be in trouble.

So wrong.

Can you give an example of a more positive season, just for comparison's sake?

Yeah, I'm calling it a vote split. We didn't see them discussing it because it would have ruined the nearly-non-existent level of drama of who was going home. But I'm confident it was an intentional split.

Then they need to VLOOKUP a sense of humor. Amirite, fellow Excel enthusiasts?

Pick-4 league

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You expect me to remember and/or look it up? Have you met me?

I hear you. I disagree. You are wrong.

It's not much different than if they'd gone through with the vote split, gotten the tie, then Will switched his vote to Vince. He just wanted to make sure it was Vince and not Nina who went home, so he switched his vote before the tie.

I said this before the season started: Jenn is legitimately fucking funny. Not like "Oh, the cute girl kinda made me smile at her joke", but "Holy shit, that woman is hilarious" funny. It hasn't entirely come out on the show yet, but I'm confident it will.

A friend of mine who was watching Survivor for the first time asked, "Is that guy crying or does he have throat cancer?"