Pence always looks like Trump’s malfunctioning sexbot.

Guys, I hate to say it, but I’m starting to think the NFL might not be that great of an organization.

The word “lamprey” springs to mind

I’ll be here all week. Try the taco bowl…

Isn’t it great to have a classy...

I have no words anymore. We are just going to let people die, apparently. We have an organization designed to help third world countries, helping Americans, because that orange sack of crap can’t get his shit together. That’s embarrassing. I am sure Oxfam is use to helping countries like the Sudan, Syria, and the…

Pretty sure the (unstated) reason is:

“The truth is, I am kinda done with politics for now. You know why.”

But then you realize Tom Brady lost two Super Bowls to a guy who eats paste....

For fucks sake... I started to tear up watching his reaction.

Get fucked McAdoo. How about you stop calling draw plays on 3rd and 6.

Slander is spoken. In print, it’s libel. Both require the statement to be willfully false.

Looks like both boxers should’ve been using protection.

Reminds me of that Bible verse, 1 Corinthians 13:11:

“Look, all I do is pop into Daddy’s meetings to say hello! They told me that was all that was in the job description! Stop putting pressure on meeee!”

While she’s entitled to her opinion, it’s safe to say I don’t see eye to eyes with Miss Sanders.

/s

Also, this:

His service to the country in antagonizing Trump and giving us the “short-fingered/tiny hands” thing in the first place has been invaluable and will be missed. That said, he looks like the cockroach guy from Men In Black inhabiting the body of Joseph Lieberman.