“This is a great buy if you’re looking for a running back to help you move the chains!”

Can hardly wait to see President Shitstain’s portrait. As an artist, you couldn’t pay me enough to paint his portrait. And I mean that quite literally....

fellow designer here. you could not be more right. Same goes for restaurant owners. I’ll never work for either.

She’s mine! I love her!

Yes, but the clock is still ticking on getting laid.

Well, he didn’t grab her pussy. Baby steps.

My God how I’ll rejoice when the inevitable fall comes. I want to see the look on the faces of these asshats them Mueller systematically takes them down one by one.

Hmmm, seems like there’s a not-so-subtle metaphor in there somewhere...

Ew

No. No. No. No. No. No.

Gaydar is going off like a pinball machine!

Rafa = Dude

Something tells me that will be one awkward car ride home.

Sploosh

Why do I have this uneasy feeling that the end of the world will come between dinner and dessert (two scoops!) at Mar-A-Lago?

More Volleyball!!!!!!

Should we feel sorry for people who do reprehensible things just because they have children? Weird logic.

Ladies, I believe he’s still single...

Even if it’s not him, it’s really only a matter of time...

Obama is not President. Hillary lost. Keep deflecting, idiot. Your man is about to go down.