The ubiquitous Florida man certainly must have brought this on.

I get the feeling I’m going to be an old, old man explaining to some young children why the old folks are laughing at a future-gif of some guy getting clocked in the face. “Oh, he was a wannabe-Nazi from the dark times, and he kept getting his shit rocked for it.”

What about her EMAILS though?!

I’m pretty sure Mike Pence has fantasized about having Linsey Graham hanged.

McCain is...problematic. At this point I really want him to take out his list of people and go scorched earth.

Fix your hair you cunt. Oh that’s right, you can’t. Cunt.

McCain sounds very concerned.

Maybe he’s just been referring to himself as “Obama” all this time and none of us has caught on?

“Quite frankly, it is offensive that some in the media have continued to report on the President’s fiddling. As he stated during the campaign, any discussion of his fiddling was meant strictly as a locker room jest.”

Just fucking resign and you can play all the golf you want* and nobody will complain about it.

I saw the quote before the video, and the first thing I imagined was Mr. President taking a shot, watching it slice like an infomercial knife, drop another ball, take another shot, then grin like he did it first try.

Huh. So that’s what it looks like when a ziplock bag of mayonnaise hits an approach shot.

Nah. Occam’s razor. He’s just covering his ass, plain and simple.

“Is the wall OK?”

I will always star this. I fucking love seeing that piece of shit get tagged in the grill.

I would just like to point out that the president of Florida is gloriously named W. Kent Fucks @PresidentFuchs.

Yeah, “glorious” is one way of putting it.

“As long as they have the proper permits.”

Ahhhh...what a glorious time to be alive.