I love having this discussion with the folks in my office. I now live in The South, but was raised in the south [of California]. So I *love* the many things that one simple phrase can mean:

“is “fern” a code word for something? are you ok?”

It’s also delightfully shady (e.g. casually equated People readership with her mom’s garden club). We see you!

I feel like we should maybe check on this person?

Bless their hearts; People magazine surely means well.

I wish you were joking...

“coming off as pissy and petty.”

Butter does not melt in that woman’s mouth, and I say that with admiration.

No Gwyneth, people hate Goop because it is full of bad and potentially harmful information. You want to tell people about your favorite organic pasta, fine. But if you tell people to put jade eggs in their vaginas, people are going to criticize you for encouraging something that could cause infection.

Oh, yes.

Gwyneth Paltrow literally says anything...

Gwyneth Paltrow has a gift. She senses whenever I have utterly forgotten she exists and boom: she shows up with some obnoxious bullshit. Good job, Gwynnie. Thanks for the reminder that you suck!

I was lucky enough to get a ticket through my work and it was amazing. It was snowing that day too, and a total pain to get to, but totally worth it. One of the best museums I’ve ever seen.

People isn’t exactly the pinnacle of journalism but I do hold them in higher regard than the rags, so its odd to me they ran an unauthorized story and picture. I do believe Jen though, even though the details are relatively innocuous. Seems like a misstep a magazine that relies so heavily on celeb exclusives would…

Covfefe is the strongest indication we have that Kislyak has activated his Matryoshkan Candidate.

Successful attractive people have it THE WORST. What I wouldn’t give to be a poor “ugly” person in this world...

Have a beautiful day,

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”

I despise these rhetorical efforts to normalize racism and terrorism.

The whole steez of Barstool sports is neatly summed up here: