Abigail Breslin deserves way better than this low-rent Zac Efron wannabe.

I’m just here for the burns in the comments :)

It was a garbage movie that was weirdly effective due to the chemistry of its excellent cast. Which is why it was entirely predictable that the remake would suck harder than a Dyson.

I seriously want to fight you.

Prattes had all of the charisma of a stuffed Fonzie. Together, their chemistry reminded me of an interaction between a spray of Off and a spritz of a Designer Imposters perfume.

This entire paragraph was beautiful in its truth and brutality. Well done, Rich.

Yes. Yes, I did.

Maybe a Venn diagram as well?

Hot Taek: The original Dirty Dancing was garbage too.

I’d rather attempt to give my cat a bath than watch this.

Is that neck pouch designed to attract easily corruptable US politicians?

He made Trump tap out. You can see that Trump releases his grip first and Macron is still holding on until Trump’s tiny fingers tap down.

As Gianforte moved on top of Jacobs, he began yelling something to the effect of, ‘I’m sick and tired of this!’”

I guess Ted Cruz will never have your vote

I was screaming at the screen. You cant even take the weight of your other arm off your lap! Sit up straight and square your shoulders, MFER!

You have to teach him to be human first...

Contrast this with the inevitable make-out session Macron and Trudeau will be having shortly.

Well, when your head is as far up your ass as Trump’s is, I imagine it’s difficult to sit down normally.

Trump’s was thick and royal blue; Macron’s was skinny and navy