Mostly the same experience, except my relationship with my parents are pretty good, at least on a superficial level. But, like, I know it’s not all real because whenever I have a really bad dream it usually involves one of them. The people I’m mad at the most in a bad dream turns out to be one of them.

Will you do things differently when or if you become a parent?

I don’t care if he’s sorry so long as he’s punished.

Have y’all ever passed an industrial pig farm on the side of the highway? American police departments will have you rolling up your windows and trying not to vomit from the stench of their shit-ponds.

Mo,

The fuck is wrong with you? lol

Bre, since you up this morning, can I get ungreyed? Is that something you have the power to do?

Mueller, come get yo boy. Now. Ain’t nobody got time for this foolishness.

Who thinks this is going well beyond the racists? Because I think even folks sitting on the sidelines realize something’s eventually going to give.

Right? Like, he’s not just cussing to be cussing; it’s part of the delivery of the message. Goddam, let the man speak.

Also, Chad and Becky have voting for Republicans since time immemorial. Like, the party is best known for being a home to abolitionist upon its founding. But the literal one thing that hasn’t changed since the founding of the party is that it’s always been “pro-business.”

These are the fools that used to show up on “America’s Funniest Home Videos” and even win a prize or two for their antics.

Now, admittedly, it’s been a minute since we’ve seen some semblance of the Marshall Mathers that got five mics in The Source for his verse on “Forgot About Dre,”

And here comes all the bougie niggas and hoteps and hoteptresses with their insufferable hot takes...

So, like, when does the street justice finally come when the justice system won’t?

So, I am eagerly awaiting his note comparison so we get the name. Like, you can’t do this right in the middle of the Weinstein thing where the call is to make it impossible for these people to keep getting away with this...and then not name names.

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For good measure, health and human services director Nick Lyon’s mugshot from a few months ago: