Oh my god, bless her heart.

Well, I see you said you’ve only ever greyed one person, so that goes out the window. But, look, when I’m on here, there is literally less than a handful of you who I interact with. That morning the only two writers active were Stephen and Michael. I guess it must have been Stephen, but I wasn’t even interacting with…

That’s good to know, but who greyed me? I honestly don’t get it.

Ay yo, testing, testing, one, two, three, baby, testing, testing...

#wellactually

Nah, Kap taking a knee is way worse than this. lol

Are you serious? No Everyman poses like this. lol He was mocked endlessly for this stupid shot. It’s like the worst senior year photo shoot.

And, to think, he’s not even jumping, here.

So is this man’s, and he’s is the fucking President of the United States.

Yeah, I’ve been trying to figure out what’s going on, but they’ve played me like they played me at Jez. Did not expect them to be that petty about it.

Silly, it’s “no homo.”

Bitch, it was a rhetorical question.

Bitch, please.

He is so emotional. Dude, have a Snickers or something.

lol, STFU and GTFO. lol

/dead

Strongest material known to man. They should make rockets and spaceships out of that shit.

What in the actual fuck are you going on about?

You almost made me shart myself.

Y’all cousins over at Deadspin killed with the headline, too. lol