I took Luke's thought seriously and stared at it for a good 5 minutes thinking the camera would pan...

"Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!"

For a lady surnamed Paswall, she can't pass through walls very well.

Maybe it takes you to Tai Yong Medical in Hengsha.

I thought it was a trash bin. That would make a nice trash bin actually.

Was hoping for something more... explosive.

McGarnagle: "Hey! I'm trying to eat lunch here!"

It does look nice. Though Calculator+ has handwriting recognition for speedy calculation. Equation bar too. [itunes.apple.com]

Seeing "Sponsored by PlayStation Network" on the Kotaku logo made me laugh. Tough break, George.

I do have a Sonic Screwdriver. I suppose I can close an eye and add this to that collection.

I never like it when dining establishments serve lemonised water (as I call it). It makes the water taste weird.

If you turn it upside-down, it looks like Jay Leno or even Elvis. It's twice the fun!

Ach! Vogel! Vogel! Vogel! Vogel! Vogel!

I was kinda expecting stop-motion action, like those for figma, but that's what you get for non-posable figures.

[ "Snake? Snake?? SNAAAKKEE!!" ]

How did I not notice the Tomahawk's blade(?) was an Assassin's Creed logo?

Route 99, YEAH!

As long as we can go past the speed limit and drive like a mad man without being haunted by the fuzz.

HELLO!?

I thought people used .@username to refer to someone as a Tweet and not a reply, like ".@username is a great person who tweets a lot." That's how I use it anyway.