@Edgy: Seymour! The House is on Fire!

I've got plenty of photos of fail right here. Oh, wait.

I'm surprised the above image isn't modified to say, "Your very own Pokémon lawsuit is about to unfold!"

This looks like something that came out of Mad Magazine.

So that's the thing that comes after the stencil and rubbing alcohol.

Knowing us humans, we'll probably muck it up.

There's that one fable about the crow and the jug of water. It tossed stones into the jug until the water level rose. The crow got so exhausted it drowned in the water and died.

@Jon: Better late than never, I suppose.

My eyeballs! The glasses do nothing!

"Scramble Cable! Eww... look at all that breakfast."

Is that poll made to work only with IE9?

Will there be 4player co-op?

I'm not being racist, but I particularly liked 019. It just sounds... different.

02a. The cellular network curses and swears at the information it is receiving, knowing that its services are better used for other means.

"target girls part by part and assault them with your pheromone shot."

I've got it! If you want to have these numbers replace your signal bars (actually switchable back and forth, as mentioned), double-click the home button to call up the multitasking pane, and switch apps.

Looks like a glitch. Maybe the projection unit is broken.

You could say you're away and install the Moe Szyslak Burglar Alarm.

Definitely. Where do I sign? Their Castle Chessboard was pretty nice.

"The Betrayal of Jimmy". Free, not in all cases. 2K showed less love for the Asian region version.