Stop begging for haters moriarty, it’s unbecoming

I had fun with it! I feel like the best way to cover something like this is to be open to what people are saying it is, and then evaluating what hits the mark and what doesn’t. Some things in the game turned out to be real, like I mentioned. Others didn’t. Somehow this mix worked in its favor.

Her face says it all “Can you believe this promo?”

It took me until the line about “glistening, moist butthole”.

Stop kissing their ass. They are never going to hire you.

I haven’t seen the movie and after reading this review, I doubt I will.

Omg, this post.........

Less cake-related but rather young-family-member-meltdown-related ... My littlest cousin lives overseas and we’ve only met a couple of times - but we wanted to include him in our wedding ceremony when he was about 6 so we made him a ring bearer. By all accounts he was super excited until he got to the rehearsal and rea…

Thank you!

There was no disaster. I fucking adored my cake, and I’m using this as an excuse to post a picture of it.

My aunt Bonnie’s second wedding was a small affair in Lake Tahoe. Her cake was from a chain grocery store, which, since it was located Tahoe, did regular wedding cake business and had a pretty large bakery section. My aunt’s fiancé, Steve, picked up the cake the morning of the wedding and came back to the cabin we…

I hate cake and my husband is dessert agnostic so we decided no cake for our wedding. Until my nephew found out and had a pretty decent-sized meltdown* about it which coincided with me finding $100 in the budget. We went to Whole Foods two days before our wedding and ordered a cute round cake and a corresponding sheet…

I fear a different kind of cake disaster.

I know it doesn’t look like a rhino, lol. The “selfie thing”? I don’t even know what you mean by that. But I would bet you money she has no idea.

No. She’s 77 years old. I guarantee you she doesn’t recognize that this is from Jurassic Park. She probably thought that was a rhino.

Not much of a disaster but we went to cut the cake and for some reason my mom got really impatient, so she yanked the knife out of my husband’s hand and just cut us two pieces, handed them to us and said “Here!”

Unless her entire twitter account is elaborate prank on the reading public, you’re wrong.

I don’t know, she has a history of really moronic tweets. We know the first tweet was a joke.

she really captures the human experience