Oh snap, expect a punctuation and capitalization-free patronizing defensive comment from Jia any second now! You can practically set your watch by it at this point.

You realize this whole “diving into the comments to get hyperdefensive and insulting every single time you’re questioned” routine isn’t a good look for you, right?

Jia has the emotional maturity and intellectual capacity of a 12 year old. I wouldn’t worry about it.

It’s all part of a trend here of calling out Buzzfeed for stupid minutiae, while completely ignoring the egregious shit done here.

Has Hilary Duff always had an ass? I mean DAMN, good for her!

I don’t really understand all the excessive hate for Buzzfeed on here lately. It’s not like they offered $10k to buy untouched Vogue photos of Lena Dunham or as if they took cheap shots at Amy Pascal’s private online purchases. Don’t worry, Jez, no one is muscling in on you.

Her dance moves are bad but goddamn her bone structure

Be kind to Lil Kim, Makeup and hair products were terrible for black women in the 90’s. All we could do was line our lips with brown eyeliner and hope for the best.

I feel like this song will be really popular South Korea.

Spencer Pratt made me LOL.

I don’t normally coo over celeb babies, but damn if North isn’t one of the most adorable children I’ve ever seen! Just gorgeous! So anyway, I guess my answer is this baby wore it better.

Correct me if I’m wrong, Kara, I’m not good at this... :( But is that shade I detected in Spencer Pratt’s tweet?

i saw this on twitter and i dont think i’ll ever be the same

Ben sucking on Emily Ratajkowski’s titties in Gone Girl didn’t help the situation I bet

I might have had your back if you hadn’t snuck the White privilege snark in there. Now I kind of think you’re just an entitled asshole with no self-awareness and that your kid is likely to be as well.

“Gawd, I can’t STAND being married to this beautiful, succesful mother-of-my-children! I just want to buy motorbikes and go to strip clubs.”

Nope, this was Europe, it’s only on US flights you’re not allowed to walk in the aisles.

“Having a child doesn’t mean you have to stop living your life and limiting where you go...”

Actually, that’s exactly what it means. Having a child means changing your lifestyle significantly.

Before anyone gets too nostalgic and deems this a fantastic thing, REMIND YOURSELVES HOW AWFUL IT WAS. Having to hike your pants up mid-standing up because the back of them were somewhere mid ass cheek, the constant checking to see if your undies were peeking out, the inevitable 500 tugs on them per hour because those…