I watched that for Parker Posey and will do the same here for Juliette Lewis.

Yeah, but the Josie movie was satire meant to lampoon these kinds of movies. This one seems to be earnest in its misguided writing.

...has a killer writing staff.

So if you have a bunch of beans, and you spill them, they get everywhere and roll into all kinds of nooks and crannies and no matter how hard you try to clean them up you’re still finding them days later in unexpected places. Much like how if you tell a secret people will spread it around and it won’t be a secret…

“I fingered that blonde lady backstage.”

Someone else harmed its brand as well ...

Change that to “sorry for that but Principal Nancy was in my butt” would be awesome.

unrelated: but now every time i rip a bad fart i’m gonna be like “sorry for that but the devil was in my butt.”

I’ve said this before, but my disdain for Franzen became burning hatred when he wrote that NEw Yorker article about how Edith Wharton would have been a better writer if more men had wanted to fuck her. I still can’t believe more people didn’t call him out for that. Edith Wharton is 1000x the writer he will ever be.…

Franzen is a shit writer. I never understood what all the hype was about with that guy. He’s not even good enough to be considered a hack. Shitty plots, fair-to-middling characterizations, and dialogue so stilted, even the circus wouldn’t accept it. Shut up, Franzen.

I blame Kirkman for the name. I’m glad he’s been given a bigger hand in the show that is bringing his baby to life, but omg it’s so nerdy. I mean, I read comics and I love TWD show and comics, but that aesthetic does not translate well to mainstream media. I wish someone had vetoed the name. I almost don’t even want…

When I got to the “dark chocolate” bit I involuntarily shouted my safe word and scared my sleeping cat so badly, he scurried off the bed.

What the fuck did I just read.

“The coolest thing about the show is that it tells its own story,” says executive producer Robert Kirkman. “You don’t need to have watched The Walking Dead to understand Fear the Walking Dead.”

This name is the f*cking worst.

I still can;t believe they chose that name for the show. Surely it’s a fake name, and they will change it to something not lame and unintentionally comical.

I dearly hope she wins this. If the NYT this week showed us what kind of good well done journalism can do (through their nail salon piece), the Rolling Stones & Erdely in particular has done nothing but harm to their brand, to UVA and its community, and to the feminist movement in general by shoddy work.

An enslaved lover who was also his dead wife’s half sister. That gets me every time.

Honestly? Yes. He killed more people, which ups the despicable factor. But, it’s all a race to the bottom, so whatever.

Real white girls don’t drink rosé, they drink white zinfandel.