...and that's Francesco Totti next to him in case anybody is wondering.

I fell asleep halfway through this...

Are you 5?

...and the fact that Colombia is a better team.

You meant like Chelsea

You are right, MLS teams should be doing everything they could to play the South American tournaments just like Mexican teams do. In Mexico nobody cares about playing US teams, they care about winning La Copa Libertadores.

You know nothing about south American teams: "They are shit are producing talent": James Rodriguez, JC Cuadrado, Jackson Martinez, Bacca. Those are only a few of the latest to have come out of just one of the South American country leagues.

I am probably not saying anything new here, but both the US and Mexico have one of the easiest qualifying rounds in the planet. If the USMNT can’t defeat Guatemala, they don’t deserve to go to the World Cup. See you in Copa America! (Colombian Fan)

It’s your fault if you expect anything else from a movie called Batman vs Superman

Double negative = Afirmation

I used to chop garlic by hand, and I think deep down, I was hoping I’d cut my finger off just so I’d have an excuse to stop

I used to chop garlic by hand, and I think deep down, I was hoping I’d cut my finger off just so I’d have an excuse…

South Florida has all kinds of weird shit running around

Like most Microsoft products, the Surface tablets are crashing

ehhh nop. You are completely missing the point of the post. Like somebody else said if you let people decide, you end up with the People's Choice Awards. It's about nominating good films that push the boundaries of the art forward, not about giving golden statues to movies that made lots of money.

Do any of these people ever hike? All these boots are shit!

Do any of these people ever hike? All these boots are shit!

Tom Brady Is A Hilarious Moron

So that's why he can't be bothered paying decent wages to his employees!

So that's why he can't be bothered paying decent wages to his employees!

I’d rather stay home and scrub the bathroom floor with MY toothbrush.

This is odd because the transporter was heading towards New England, where both the Camaro and Hummer are banned, along with the kind of people who would want to own either of them.

"LD boobs" as in you love them or as in God please stop showing them?