But he meets them at only the most exotic GoT resorts that exist, and weird sex, cultural and jealousy shenanigans ensue. I’d call it the White Walker or maybe Milk of the Lotus...

OMG AND IT WOULD BE NAMED ICE AND FIRE WOULDNT IT WOULDNT IT WOULDNT IT

I had hoped that after the events of the series Jon Snow met up with Hot Pie and together they founded an artisan bakery that specialised in baking erotic cakes

additionally, rewarding your MC over and over for being an absoulte scumbag and having him face zero consequences... also WEIRD

The only mistake was giving it a happy ending. They should have killed off his character leaving her with the choice of living on alone or doing the same thing to someone else.

It’s pretty gross, to be honest, and the whole film is full of this rampant weirdness.

Unrelated: I started watching Star Trek Discovery and have mostly caught up, and I found it hilarious how much Michelle Yeoh had to downplay her martial arts abilities for that show. I could almost hear the stunt coordinators yelling, “Slow down, Michelle! You’re not supposed to be stronger and faster than the…

They’re really good at making jokes about Trek canon, but not making fun OF it. It’s a fine line, but they’re almost always on the right side of it, even to the point where Riker can appear and it doesn’t seem out of place, despite a completely different tone from TNG.

Futurama is a good comparison: Relentlessly funny, but never at the cost of the stories its trying to tell and the characters you care about.

Plus plus the Showrunners actually make an effort to fit with the previous Trek’s rather than trying to make a reboot while gaslighting everyone into believing it’s not.

The problem with Amazing Spider-Man was never the casting. Never. The cast was great.

We need to pull some sort of “TNG” time jump forward and get out of this “era” to start to tell some new stories. Give us a new setting, new stakes, new concepts. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

Thank. Fucking. God. I am so sick of the incestuous recycling of content in Star Wars and for the love of fuck get us off of goddamn Tattooine.

This is a stupid idea. 

Holy shit man, after three years of reading so many takes on this movie, I can’t tell you how much I needed to be heard like that. Thank you.

Yup. She’s reminiscent of all the salt-of-the-earth workers in activist circles. I think in the Star Wars mythology there’s a place for that kind of character, as a grounding person for the larger than life heroes, or, even, showing the seeds for larger than life deeds are in everyone.

It will always be genuinely shocking to me that Rise of Skywalker starts with most of the main cast on the Millennium Falcon and even though they have a mechanic in the scene, it’s some random new alien instead of Rose.

Sometimes you realize a project doesn’t appreciate its talent because the talent didn’t bring anyone into the theater or come as a package deal. And it’s kind of bonkers to see how little they cared about the gem they found.