He’s a COVID-truther too.

Go fuck yourself.

^This is also a psyop. Its objective is to make you go fuck yourself.

Tap it, and you’ll be able to start the process of creating your Facebook Avatar—which you’ll want to book a little time to do, as there are more customization options than you might expect at.

I won’t want, as it turns out!

DCEU as well.

Mustachioed Henry Cavill is also in it. He’s the douchebag competing for the hand of Tristan’s original crush (who is also a douchebag!).

The evidence of my eyes and ears, you ass-backward fuckwit.

To answer your next question: Yep, I mad, bro.

Don’t ask stupid fucking questions if you don’t want me to be mad.

The evidence of my eyes and ears, you ass-backward fuckwit.

To answer your next question: Yep, I mad, bro.

Don’t ask…

*consensual bear-hug, if and only if you’re willing*

*consensual bear-hug, if and only if you’re willing*

GOD do you liberals have to make everything partisan just beca-

Ahahaha j/k Trump’s absolutely an incompetent mass-murderer and for as long as we’re stuck with him, we might as well play some fun games and shout his incompetence as often as possible.

GOD do you liberals have to make everything partisan just beca-

Ahahaha j/k Trump’s absolutely an incompetent…

Uh, is this the widest age gap between children sharing the same father?

(the mother with the largest similar gap is believed to be Elizabeth Ann Buttle, who had children at 19 and 60)

Couldn’t find an answer on fathers though.

We just got a second family car six weeks ago.

Suffice to say, it’s not getting as much use as we expected.

I have yet to have a single experience with Hue lightbulbs that was superior to flipping a switch on the wall when I want light to happen.

I have yet to have a single experience with Hue lightbulbs that was superior to flipping a switch on the wall when I…

Hey, attended one of these organized (on Facebook Messenger) by a friend on the opposite coast - first one of her happy hours I’ve plausibly been able to attend! Of course it was 3 hours earlier and I was drinking coffee, but still! It was surprisingly enjoyable.

Correct.

First they made them smaller and lied about it, then they reduced the number in the package and kept the price the same, then they replaced the delicious Dairy Milk chocolate with dogshit, and the filling literally makes my teeth hurt now.

They are GARBAGE.

My wife still likes em though, so we usually end up…

Why?

Am I trying to poison them?

So the fuck what?

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It’s a tweet.

Thank you for explaining this. Even though that tweet was incredibly stupid.

Dr. Dick Lasers, you were not.

I think you’re saying because it was criminal law, the personal stakes were higher, so the defendant had more of an incentive to appeal the case? And then once the court of appeals ruled, the state had an incentive to clarify the law in their favor by appealing a ruling that they disagreed with to the Supreme Court?

If…

Yeah, I mean - in an one-way left turn lane with a restrictive light, it could be argued that a signal is unnecessary. But it’s hard to imagine a legislature having much of an appetite to solve that non-problem.

I’m honestly shocked this went all the way to the Supreme Court.

I agree that his intention to turn was clear from his signal and maneuver into the left-turn lane, but that’s not the question. The question was, “Did he commit a traffic infraction by failing to have his turn signal on before turning left?” and the…