I know what to do with my old PC games...

(but seriously, I still have a whole pile of original Xbox games with no current means of playing them, so...I hear ya)

I bet ISIS will love these.

Trick question. It’s never a nothingburger. If someone says it’s a nothingburger, they’re the shit in the burger.

Jeepers Creepers was a piece of shit. I now feel better about that opinion.

The Concorde was also terrible for the atmosphere and the environment; it’s hard to fathom rockets being better.

This really seems like it should’ve been higher up in the article.

I’d say most of these are good points, and I promise I’m not trying to handwave them away, but I tend to think this will follow the trajectory of every other sweeping new environmental regulation - the CFC ban, the phosphate ban... Basically, the affected product will get shitty for a couple of years, and then the…

Speaking of farts, I’m going to bet that a lot of them have been dropped, bare-assed, onto your front door. Just right up on there.

Man the internet can be a shitburger sometimes. Good luck to you.

Yes. I can’t possibly think of any other way that a drug-dealing house could be dealt with besides an HOA.

Oh wait, do cops exist?

Or are you just so petty and power-hungry that you’re equating minor violations of your aesthetic sensibilities with actual crimes?

Don’t get me wrong; Jerry up there is a moron too, because…

I mean, whaddya want, a hug?

I edited it a minute later after reading a few of your other comments. No deception intended; just really wanted to call you an authoritarian prick. Since you’re clearly an authoritarian prick.

And your flurry of anonymous trolling belies every single part of your last sentence.

Not that I give a crap about your…

I’m quite calm, as it happens (you’ve just done plenty to earn being dismissed with little more than profane mockery), but if you’d like to lay out the precise role that you think protest properly serves in a representative democracy, I’d be curious to hear that answer.

pwrshift, go fuck yourself.

And if you’re thinking of responding with some judgmental crap about how you love this country more than I do, I’ll refer you to the line above. Being an authoritarian prick doesn’t make you a better American than the rest of us.

I don’t, thank god. Although one sports commentator was kind enough to point out that this “tradition” that conservatives are so vehemently defending dates all the way back to...2009.

It’s nice of you to rebut this notion, but I don’t think most of the people who complain about this sort of thing actually give a shit about the troops. Just nationalist authoritarians who don’t like anyone saying everything’s not perfect in America, unless that someone is...they themselves.

It’s also possible that…

You are entitled to your wrong opinio- oh, Facebones covered it.

Anyway, just enjoy this video.

Yeah, it was a cheap shot :) Most of their brands are from my backyard, and I still enjoy them.

Yep, that was the one. And I really dug The Descendants, so I’m not sure what went wrong there. Didn’t help that the main kid was such a bland presence that I literally had to look up his character’s name when I was reviewing the film. I kinda enjoyed evil Steve Carrell at least.

Adventureland is awesome. Early Jesse…

Fair beef. One of my specific compliments for It was that it seemed to justify its placement of the story in the 1980s for a plot-driven reason other than “its writer/director grew up then, so....”. Didn’t just feel like nostalgia for nostalgia’s sake - which is an odd thing to say about an adaptation of a 30-year-old…