So...were you promoted to VP before or after you copied and pasted entire columns written by Brent Bozell?

Got an actual opinion on the subject, or are you content being indistinguishable from a bot?

Care to read the actual lesson plan before answering, rather than relying on an article recapping another article about…

Whatever it is, it appears to kinda flop around, but if it were a gun he was firing, that could explain the rapid motion as well. Just depends what they find, I suppose. But that’s all the more reason for the cameras to keep rolling, IMO. Make sure they find whatever it actually was.

From the video above (I didn’t see the ABC7 video you’re referring to), it’s not completely evident to me that it was a gun. What is clear to me is that he reached into his bag with some urgency and held some small black object up in the air. It actually doesn’t look like a gun to me from the angle he was holding it -…

Political cartoon rule #1... Don’t do in four frames what you could do in one.

I mean, ascribing motive aside, I’d probably be pissed if I got into a wreck that definitely wasn’t my fault. She certainly can’t know why it happened yet, but she knows someone hit her.

That...actually might be their legal defense.

This may just get you from a Glomar response to “Yep, the records exist, and are still classified. Byeeeeee”

But still. That’d be something. Good hunting.

I agree with this!

His worst gift to the country will be a nuclear war with North Korea, though, so this isn’t exactly a “take the good with the bad” kinda situation.

I’m still pretty stoked for it though. Its high-stakes, extremely non-specific politics seem like a welcome breather.

“YOU WILL DO EXACTLY AS I SAY AND SHOW ME ABSOLUTE LOYALTY.”
“’bout what?”
“EVERYTHING”

This is a touching and harrowing story - thank you for sharing it. All the best to you and your wife.

You made a reference to “brain burn” in the third-to-last paragraph - I can maybe guess from the context, but what exactly does this mean?

Well, my usual method of celebrating Cinco de Mayo has been, “Don’t,” but I think it will now include sharing Metalachi with others. Holy crap.

Yeah, this is kinda genius.

This is an excellent question. I’ll share the thing that I learned a month ago, so that your mind may be blown as well. It’ll be a thing that you’ll realize you always knew, but never thought about until just now.

NO. THERE IS NO PROBLEM. KEEP CONSUMING AND DIE.

*puts some cones around you*

Since it sounds like you’re okay with fucking, perhaps you could get busy doing that in an offward direction, with yourself?

“Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.”

Right? I can’t wait to never hear about this thing again.

To be fair, that was from a 1977 interview with High Times, and Ted said later he was just fucking around with a gullible reporter.

But I’d happily replace the pants-shitter story with literally anything else he’s said in the past 40 years and come to the same conclusion - I don’t know how conservatives support this…