Taylor Twellman, mention concussions? Well I never...

Didn’t Gyan and some others openly smoke weed at team assemblies during the past World Cup? Demotivational syndrome is real!

A Nigerian, a Lithuanian, and an...East Anglian(?) walk into a bar...

Not all the team-just Bravo, Badree, and Gayle (like 5x). And don't forget Serena!

That's actually pickled herring-lutefisk is straight-up translucent.

Another Crowder on the wrong side of the law. 7th season setup?

Yes, actually. Along with the St. Olaf Oles, St. John’s Johnnies, Augsburg Augies...the MIAC’s not an imaginative bunch.