Sorry guys, but nothing will top Philips Arena’s ring of honor.

From left to right, this is:

3 WNBA conference title banners (0 championships)
A Widespread Panic 20 consecutive sellouts banner
A “World’s First LEED Certified NBA Arena” banner

Hahahahah, cute.

“We can’t go to North Carolina. They’re socially backwards and perverted for their stance on what goes on in the bathroom. Let’s go the Penn State.”

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

To be fair, I don’t think there was much in Schiavo’s mind at the time.

Stupid answer but: College football. It bears no relationship to reality.

I don’t know what it is about this that brings out everyone’s inner labor activist. The two sides of the argument appear to be: KD is A Front-Running Pansy vs. We All Have A Right To Pick Our Jobs And Areas of Residence and that’s a straight up weird dichotomy.