Has anything ever hit you just on the tip? It feels like someone is holding an acetylene torch to that area.

Shaft Cubit is like the Wichita State of this bracket. It should, at least, be a 5-seed.

Somewhat off topic, but why did they keep showing Adrian Mannarino like he was some sort of A-list celebrity?

If he was a five-star prospect, his laser eyes might have actually broken the rope.

The comments about the SVC are interesting. Is it suggesting that rain could potentially contribute to the strength of a tornado? I am curious to see what the differences would be if it was an LP supercell. 

I always have this irrational thought that Philipp Kohlschreiber is going to break out and win a tournament like this. He has a silk backhand and a crafty ground game, but he never comes out on top in big moments. I guess I’ll just have to hold on to that show he put on against Roddick at the AO in ‘08. 

The ranking of the goal horn depends on which specific one you are talking about. Speaking of which, we need the following article:

Real life Rom Romberts at his local Planet Fitness.

Nice attempt at an inter-television whammy on Deshaun Watson, dude. I hope that Roll Tide pride if felt when you now have to take your grown-ass self to Best Buy, tomorrow.

Another Predators fan here, and I feel like it’s the appropriate time to ask you this question...WHY CAN’T THE PREDS WIN A DAMN OVERTIME GAME!?

Drake students are desensitized to piss stories, considering everything served at Hubbell tastes like it.

The gold jerseys have grown on me over time. I do remember being skeptical when Nashville rebranded back in 2011, but it definitely gives them the most unique look at home in the NHL. I thought the Predators were going to go this direction:

This is true if you’re only considering KCK. KCMO has dozens of buildings taller than this.

At least give Rinne some credit for bailing out the Preds after a number of awful turnovers deep in their zone.

Any of you have an opinion on the best bar of soap to have sex with?

Your reaction was just about the same as mine. Better yet, my girlfriend promptly responded with, “Dude looks like a fuckin’ moron.”

“Your 2017 Stanley Cup Champion...”

I took a trip last year that covered five National Parks that included Yellowstone, Grand Teton, Arches, and Mesa Verde. NOTHING made my jaw drop more than Canyonlands.

The view from Island in the Sky is absolutely incredible, and there are times where you feel like the place is all to yourself. It seems like Moab gives all its attention to Arches, which is spectacular in itself, but treats Canyonlands as somewhat an afterthought. It’s unfortunate that it’s overlooked, but not having…

KCK is a fraction the size of KCMO, and it doesn’t possess any large city qualities seen across the state line. Putting them on the same level is an inaccurate representation of the two. Also, KCK is an absolute pit, and it should be treated as if it doesn’t exist.