Thank goodness. This means I can stop calling up random Williams-Sonoma employees and yelling at them. 

Good to see Drew avoided the clutches of BIG DEATH.

The ridiculous part about Epstein is that, whenever someone brings him and Trump up, some Trump-supporting chudfuck has to turn it around and remind people that Bill Clinton was also an acquaintance/friend.

Shit, I’m surprised NYC didn’t just go ahead and really sweeten the deal by offering Amazon this 10 acre parcel of land in lower Manhattan that’s just SITTING there while wasting away and not generating corporate profits:

We need a older white man (not to old) with Left leaning/Centrist policies.

A VP shouldn’t be an insurance policy when you run. Just let Bernie step aside and be a mentor.

Perfect. Every word here is true. Bernie could and should be the kingmaker, and by throwing his weight behind one (extremely well vetted) candidate from the get-go, he could singlehandedly prevent the anticipated clusterfuck of having 25 candidates in a primary. If Warren (who’d be 70 in 2021) would join him in…

Let’s not forget their other harebrained (animalist phrasing!!!) ideas. Feel free to add your own.

So if I keep using these “animalist” phrases...

You’ll forgive me if I don’t put the feelings of war criminals like George W. Bush at the top of my list.

The kind of people that have “full time availability” for a unpaid internship should be kept as FAR AWAY from government as possible, aka; every single little twerp in that lede image.

“Offering massive corporate welfare from scarce public resources to one of the wealthiest corporations in the world at a time of great need in our state is just wrong”

Or a combination of the two so those out of college and carrying debt can get some relief as well as current students.

People may go “Oh, he’s not really such a good director if he has to take ideas from other people,” but no. That’s exactly what makes a good director: knowing which ideas are good and then doing them, no matter where they came from.

I agree Dems need not concern themselves with bipartisan nonsense, but I also think they shouldn’t commit to making *45 a martyr for 2020 by focusing all energy on bashing him at every turn, all focus needs to be on setting a progressive agenda that invigorates the 18-48 age group, allowing Trump to bog the party down…

No kidding, I’ve long considered myself a liberal but centrist in some ways, at least enough to entertain *good* ideas from the other side, but that went out the window, I’ve definitely been driven further left as a result of the crapbag GOP people

“ Trump and the Republicans will continue to stoke white America’s fear of a black and brown country until they stop drawing breath, but at least we’ll be armed to hilt with uh, the “bipartisan marketplace.””

+1 I know it is unpopular but we should open endless investigations and block everything. 

Any Democrat who uses the word “bipartisanship” needs to be politely escorted from the building and cordially asked to never return.

This is good, I love reading the deadspin comments. But despite loving the writing at Splinter, the comments have generally added little if anything. God Speed.