It was explained why right after that sentence, fuckface.

Sarah Jeong is one of the best writers on the internet, and every person complaining about her tweets should have a court appointed guardian because they are too stupid to oversee their own affairs.

How about the probe into whether or not Trump has been trying to influence the investigation? Judge, I’d like to call your attention to the following comments made by the President....

It’s a negative article, but the point was clear - why do you advertise Amazon if they’re so bad. It doesn’t really matter what that particular article said.

Did YOU actually read the article he pointed out??!

Did you actually read the article you pointed out?!?

Forget the discrimination aspect for one second. I don’t care if I’m a purple Muslim hermaphrodite from Jupiter, if I fucking paid for premium I am sitting in fucking premium, and no fuckers are making me sit in fucking coach, from my severely beaten lifeless body are you taking this from me.

African immigrants are also more likely to be employed and more educated than their European counterparts. But cool

I’ve worked with people from Zimbabwe. I probably DO want their uncles here. Seriously, asshole, most of the Africans that come to this country work their everloving asses off, go to church, get educated, and raise great kids. 

I would trade Zimbabwe the Donald, Don Jr., Eric, Ivanka, Jared, Pence, Mnuchin, and Jeff Sessions for some guys uncle.

I dont want some guys uncle from Kansas who thinks all brown and black people are criminals to be in America. Can we deport all racist uncles from Kansas?

Whereas in the US you can be denied an emergency ambulance ride because they’re unsure if you can pay for it. Then you die.

American exceptionalism at its absolute worst.

It’s crazy how it works in Canada, I walk in sick, get treated, then go home. No bills in the mail to worry about coming to bankrupt me, no avoiding phone calls from a collector, no being turned away if they think I can’t afford the appointment, everyone is treated based on need, not on who can afford the most care…

Best get to it before they have the power to do so. 

I love Needful Things, and Something Ricked This Way Comes is one of the best Rick and Morty episodes (I also loved Something Wicked This Way Comes as a kid, but I don’t know if that’s actually good or just scared me, but I love the title reference.) 

Wait, privatize it?

I’d wager she’s exactly who she appears to be. A rich, miserable, colluder who doesn’t give a sh!t about anyone outside her inner circle.

If voters say “socialist” three times quickly in the bathroom, Lenin and Stalin appear and privatize the fire station.