Yes, I totally agree with you, only, Gods, I hope we manage to head this one off at the pass.

After seeing the headline, your thought is my thought:
Gee, has the emperor’s bald naked body covered in racist tattoos finally been recognized?

Is this a CyberTruck problem, or an owner problem?
That one video, I don’t know what that snow looked like before they plowed into it, but I wouldn’t try that with any vehicle... well, a raised 4x4, hopefully with snow tires, any car with tall enough clearance to make it through—
Look, my point is that I despise what…

Only, people aren’t ‘getting their money back.’
They’re getting a portion, a tiny portion, of their money.
The money that Logan Paul has been using to get rich for the entire time.
So, what would be the right thing for Paul to do is to refund ALL of the original purchases, PLUS the interest of a solid savings account, or…

Skyline Blvd is one of the most beautiful drives around.
I used to live in the Bay Area, and when I was a teenager, that drive up and down Skyline Blvd was what one did. There are incredible views of the bay, at night it’s either a world of twinkling lights, or banked in with deep fogs that are perfect for snuggling…

Car manufacturers making their cars ‘able to cross water’ is them saying:
Yeah, bitches, we’re going to drown the whole planet, so, like, the cars?
They’ll need to float.

Yeah, at this point, I wouldn’t trust any information at ALL from the company that has claimed self driving would be ready every year, for how many years now?
As for ‘airbag deployments,’ that’s an odd metric to use.
What about, oh, I dunno, deaths?

So, what relation, if any, does this have to the Terry Pratchett book?

I know, I know, it isn’t always about politics, but I desperately feel that the Cheeto’s worst offense is that he takes up valuable, brain, screen, and print real estate that should be going towards real problems (I mean, don’t get me wrong, he’s the WORST and a terrible risk for the US, but he’s also an old Tool,…

Dang. I’ve been thinking of making a YouTube video.
Now?
I think I better start with some vague pathetic apology in front of some vague pathetic furniture.
Seriously, haven’t any of these folks heard of a color?
I dunno. 

Twitter employees: How much paperwork is there if we let this just continue to go on and see where it goes?
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-hmm.
And how much was it for calling for help?
I see.

Have you heard of a YouTuber called “Thunderf00t”?
The man’s a bit of a jerk, especially in regards to feminism, you’d like him.
Go watch some of his videos about the climate crisis, and he’ll explain things to you in such small words that you’ll understand.
And that might sound snark, and it is, a bit, but seriously, he…

Well, we just had the hottest few years on record.
Any record.
Ours or geologic (I mean, within our measly civilization’s existence).
Science tells us we’ve added and added and added carbon dioxide to the atmosphere, like a blanket, and do you ever wonder why Venus is warmer than Mercury?

You’re totally right re: Musk and public transportation.
Just like with his rather diabolical plan to destroy Twitter because they were mean to him, so, too, he wants to move to Mars, because Earth is mean to him sometimes.
On Mars, he’d have a whole little fishbowl of people to worship him. 

TL;DR: The reason stories about Tesla are important: we’re baking ourselves alive, and anything that draws attention to that fact is good.
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Here’s the deal: for a brief moment, it looked like Tesla had managed, through sheer bull farble and guts, to push through the correct idea that we need to move towards a more…

Now, now, I hear you, but 1. the poster didn’t say the cheetah was going anywhere, only that it was ‘fast.’ 2. What about the caffeine? Does that change anything? 3. Someone had to help the cheetah lace up the skates, maybe that person also gave the cheetah a push? 4. Maybe a hill? 5. Maybe it’s one really big skate,…

Oh, please, why not give the virus to one of the men then?
And the idea that there aren’t ‘breathable’ fabrics out there is also laughable.
Heck, some kind of a fancy suit that constantly bathed her skin in ‘air’ but also offered body armor seems like a much more likely solution.
Whoever came up with this justification…

Everyone else has already made this clear but: NOPE!
That Kool-Aid you’re into?
Better check it.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What if, I dunno, each of us gives you thirty bucks and, um *squints and does math* whatever, a lot of us, join together, and then you agree to let us sleep on the floor, wrench on our cars, and generally hang about the place being obnoxious.
You can set the schedule.
I’ll wait.
3,000,000.00
So,…

Geeze, with that pacifier in his mouth, I can’t tell if I’m looking at Elon Musk, Alex Jones, or Joe Rogan. Wild.