oh please oh please oh please oh please!

You’re not that shiny?
Shiny’s the new thing.

As a member of the peoples, let me apologize:
I’m so sorry this happened to you.
And also?
I’m sorry yet another petty power system is being abused by another petty person.
I think condo, and rental, and HOA are all systems of power created by and for petty people to wield petty amounts of power.
As other commenters have…

Get off my lawn!
*shakes cane at*

Dear igotlickfootagain:
You’re a genius.
That is all.

To you second point.
RIGHT?
WTF AMERICA?
SERIOUSLY! WTF WTF WTF!
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Democrats, of which I am one, farble help me, claim to be environmentally conscious, and we buy crossovers.
Everybody buys crossovers.
And trucks?
Trucks don’t need to be so large.
Nobody asked for them to be so large.
Sure, if people have to buy trucks (why?…

Thank you.
I keep trying to think of any exceptions, and nope, you covered them all.
Argle bargle indeed, my friend, argle bargle indeed.

Awww.
Thank you.

I’m realizing that so much bad behavior, that is illegal, by corporations, the government, hospitals, the police, basically, large powerful organizations, because they don’t fear reprisals, they do the illegal thing until they’re caught.
With no shame.
And when challenged, in the middle of their awfulness, they say:
“let…

Your comment is very well written.
I like how you move the comedy writers throughout.
Nicely done.

Ooooooo.
Now THAT’d be pretty. :)

Heck, if we ‘really cared,’ about ‘this,’ we’d round everybody up and force them to get a vaccine, but heck, you’re right, ‘we’ obviously don’t care enough, the ‘we’ of our nation who continue to keep us in this hell hole of disease, ‘we’ care more for our ‘freedom’ ie our ‘freedom’ to infect others and spread our…

Could be a good tail light though?
Mebbe?
Like, the ear of corn part lights up amber, and the rest is red?

Brutal.
Star for you.

This.
As a kid, he puzzled me SO much.
Because, like, wasn’t that character racist?
I thought, at the time, as a little kid, because based on everything I had been taught, he was a stereotype of everything white people at the time thought of as ‘black.’
Gold. Anger. Potential for Crime. and a heavy accent.
With a phrase…

What?
Y’all’re mean.
Poor guy getting so much flack for his emotional support doll.
Shame on y’all.

1. I’m so sorry your little car is in trouble.
2. Thank you so much for fixing it! Please don’t give up on it. How much are replacement engines?

He was distracted when he started breast feeding his cat.
Which, of course, is wrong, because his milk probably has alcohol in it.
A drunk cat is never what you want when you’re nursing it.

Fer sure.
I caught the dead right before and then after they went ‘big,’ for them.
And the main cause of pollution?
The people that followed them around from place to place.
Though, as someone notes right below this one, all of those people were a traveling economy all of their own, however much trash they might’ve…

Hey, now, I’m a leftist, and while sure, we’ve got plenty of hypocrisy to go around, let’s compare our respective hypocritical industries to see which one’s worst, yeah?
Or?
Let’s shake hands across the aisle and agree that all of these jerks needs to go, yeah?
And I’ll see you at the voting box, my friend.