This.
This over and over and over and over and OVER AGAIN.
Breaking my heart each time.
I think: this is the moment where they realize they’ve been had, that we’re all in this together, the world is a disease ridden wasteland and let’s save what we can, but no.
Over and over again: no.
When I used to watch biological…

This.
I read and reread and then checked online and I still wasn’t sure I was voting for workers and against Uber.
Ugh.

Right?
You gonna race, better win, especially against THAT charger. 

While a fantastic article, the part I was most amazed by was the offhanded way you mentioned almost dying from choking on a Jolly Rancher, and the solution: warm water dissolves the mass, offered in an equally gentle and Oh By The Way kinda way.
I’m very glad you didn’t perish from candy.
Though poetic, if you have to…

While a fantastic article, the part I was most amazed by was the offhanded way you mentioned almost dying from choking on a Jolly Rancher, and the solution: warm water dissolves the mass, offered in an equally gentle and Oh By The Way kinda way.
I’m very glad you didn’t perish from candy.
Though poetic, if you have to…

But is it?
Is it?

Right?
I highlighted that section as well.
Maybe Jason writes a whole other kind of blog and article re: car smut?
Smutty cars?

I’d watch that!
I mean, blurrily.

“The Tesla Dishwasher would stand over the sink, like a human, washing dishes with human-like hands, but for safety reasons you would have to stand behind it, your hands lightly holding the robot’s hands, like a pair of young lovers in their first apartment.”
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Yeah.
In every video, there’s an effort to make these things look ‘friendly,’ because otherwise they’re terrifying as farble.
And each of the creators in their separate videos go out of their way to use the word, “friendly,” because they know, they know these things are terrifying on some deep deep level.
We’re being…

Yeah, this’s what I figured.
They were also stuck, and while we KNOW a train is about to smack that rig, they had a few moments of saying, “Wait, is this really going to happen?” And then they looked around, and then? The train was there.
It seems like a long time, watching it, but up close?
With adrenaline hitting and…

This. This and this and this again.

I love that on Jalopnik, we’re all: yeah, yeah, a train smashed a semi trailer and dragged it for miles blah blah, but what about that car in the yard there?

OWIE OWIE OWIE OWIE!!!
Or is that ouchie?
Ouchy?
Ouchy.
Lots of those.

Me too!
I thought: I’ll just put this on and pack.
Nope.
I watched him craft shingles from cardboard and rivets from teensy rhinestones.
Nice.

Of course!
A bike with such character and history and in such a beautiful color?
Must have a name!
And congratulations on your purchase, and thank you for the article about same.
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“Minty?”
no.
“Pistachio?”
Closer.
Stash?
Chio?
Peanut?
GB? (because she looks like a green banana?)

Right?
It’s people like that, claiming that I might not be telling the truth, that make us all look bad.
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All aliens of us.
I mean, all of us who are aliens.
Sorry, sometimes my English translators go *#($%&^%

Nope.

Elon Musk jumping up and down and pointing at this thread.
*See! See! This’s what happens when you have a PR department. The guy was killing us.*

re: replacing the plastic bit.
I checked it out on eBay.
Looks like something you’re going to have to pull and take to the local plastic chromers.
Um.
In case people can’t tell.
I’m joking.
Please don’t tell me that’s a bad idea/low volume plastic chroming isn’t a thing/your mama.
Or do.
You be you.
But, I will also say?
Farble,…