I have my computer sound through headphones.
I took off the headphones, to get a drink, and then started reading this article.
I pressed Play on the videogame, then forgot I did, and as I read, I kept hearing this noise.... MEWEWEEEP. EEEEPEEEWWEEEEP.
I looked around?
Buzzer?
Of course, I finally realized it was the sound…

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Well, if I’m in America, and he’s pointing a gun at me, then obviously my automatic car guns take care of that situation.
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Volkswagen EOS here.
Every time I take the top down, I think it’ll break, so every time it doesn’t?
Miracle!

That there aren’t more colors available on cars is criminal in this age of computer controlled paint mixing and application.
Heck, every car should be available in any color you farbling want.
We don’t have flying jet cars?
I have to buy a freaking giant four wheel drive suv for my tiny commute because that’s all…

I’m heartbroken with her, for her, and the nation.
We are all poorer for how she’s being treated, and the world looks on.
But she’s still the fastest. 

This.
What is the joke?
So many times, people’s actions are excused when they say, “I was joking,” but if so, they should be forced to explain, precisely, what the joke was, and what was supposed to be humorous, where the humor was to be found, etc.
But, but, you’re killing the funny! they cry.
What funny?
Point to it.
If…

That I could be stronger than a wheel stud.
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When I was fifteen or so I was attempting to change a flat on my grandfather’s 1961 Chevrolet Impala. I never occurred to me that I might be able to wrench the wheel stud off, but it turned out I was.
We ran it with three on that one wheel for the next few years.

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I feel like people routinely have playing pieces that they put in their noses fifteen or twenty years ago pop our of their nostrils (or I read those stories a bunch) and so now what?
In fifteen years this story:
A man reported a dried nugget of garlic flew from his nose after a hard sneeze, and he remembered losing the…

What was described as ‘fireworks’ by the ‘media’ :) was actually IEDs built by the hoarder of explosives, and they turned out to be WAY more powerful than expected, as it was only 10 pounds of those that were detonated, and they destroyed the LAPD’s bomb disposal truck.
They were deemed to unstable to move off site, so…

re: warnings about robots.
I’m listening!
That’s why I salute our future Robot Overlords and congratulate them for their victory over the AI Overlords I’ve foolishly been serving.

If cutting edge musical performances aren’t making us heavy in the feels, then something is wrong.
Lil Nas X makes it happen.
If that feeling is making you uncomfortable?
Then Lil Nas X is doubling down.
Yes.

WOW!
That daringly offset center stack combined with the daringly centered console instruments combined with the poor fit and finish and OH YEAH the way the whole hot mess is then uncentered in the car and awkwardly nailed to the steering wheel is stunning.
Bravo.

This one.
I’m not a fan of my appearance.
Oh, and bright lights make my eyes hurt, so I squint.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.
This is a fantastic article.
Simply fantastic, and I wish I could beam it straight into the minds of so many people.
So. Many.

How awesome is this?
SO COOL!

You and me both!
Because there’s so much to learn about from this one post!

Also?
I forgot to mention that this article ROCKS.
Seriously.
I love the deep dive into the tech and the whys and the wherefores.
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So.
Wait.
Jason has an army?
Shit, dude.
Ten huttery indeed.

And I want you to fix this door!
Not replace it, noooooo!
This poor door just needs some love and excellent professional welding skills and then if you must, a pro paint refinishing place.
Please, please, repair this door and keep it with the vehicle.

“Pathetic failure?”
“Absurd?”
What. Are. You. Talking. About.
This is a fantastic failure, that makes sense, given what you know, and there was in inciting incident (unless all the metal on the whole vehicle is about to crack and cave in, which would make sense, as it is a “Tracy”), no this failure is wonderful.
You want…